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WANTED

✦ DEAD OR ALIVE ✦

REWARD FOR CAPTURE

$ 999,999

"DAEMON" THE MOISTURE BANDIT
Wanted for: server intrusion, unauthorized SUDO, packet rustlin', database burglary

SEEN AROUND: PORT 80BY ORDER OF THE SHERIFF